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Final Fantasy VII Banned

Friday, August 12th, 2005

CNN.com - Department of Homeland Security issues ban on video game - Jul 27, 2005

In light of recent terrorist attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a ban on all sales and distribution of the 1997 hit video game, Final Fantasy VII.

(via del.icio.us/zorn)

Schadenfreude

Friday, July 22nd, 2005

After reading this guy’s list describing arguments he and his girlfriend have gotten into, I suddenly feel good about every relationship I’ve ever been in. An example:

I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I’d eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret [...]

Eliza v. Eliza

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

NSLog() recalls this post from 2003. What happens when you pit two instances of Eliza against one another, or an instance of Gabe against an instance of Eliza?

Eliza 1: did you say that for a special reason?
Eliza 2: i think you know.
Eliza 1: yes, i do. so what do you want me to do [...]