Joey comes walking into the dining room holding his crotch with his left hand.
“Joey, do you need to go to the potty?” my wife asks.
“No. There’s no pee!” he replies.
“Then why are you holding yourself?”
“Because I can.”
My wife has no response to this and I can’t say a word because I’m holding in a [...]

An humorous explanation of Net Neutrality from The Daily Show:

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Sometimes I miss not having cable TV.
Update: Looks like Google removed the video.

Just read this humorous parody on an enworld forum posted by FireLance:

It’s Still D&D To Me
(with apologies to Billy Joel)
What’s the matter with the sword I’m swinging?
Can’t you tell that it’s too mundane?
Maybe I should buy some leather armor.
How much gold don’t you have anyway?
Where have you been hidin’ out lately, honey?
You can’t fight [...]

I was watching Joey drink a cup of milk. After he gulped down a few mouthfuls, I asked him,”Where did the milk go?”
His response: “Way down to my feet to help find the food.”

Joey and Maggie are sitting at the kitchen playing with Play Doh. Joey has a tub of white and Maggie has a tub of purple. Maggie is staring intently at the table, shaping Play Doh into a row of small purple spheres.
Joey looks over and says, “Joey wants the purple Play Doh.”
Maggie responds, [...]

I’m sitting at the computer, and Joey is sitting next to me, waiting for me to stop typing. I look over and ask him, “What do you want for lunch?”
He pauses to think. I know this because he’s looking up at the ceiling with his head tilted. A moment passes and he [...]

A few days ago, Joey was bothering his little sister while she was trying to eat. I said to him, “Let Maggie eat, Joey.”
He looked up at me and replied, “No, Daddy. Maggie can’t eat Joey. Maggie eat pizza.” He had an extremely concerned look on his face that I didn’t [...]

You Are a Classic Martini

You are a sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You’re a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you’re a know-it-all when you’re blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who’s standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than [...]

Treasure Tables, a blog for game masters, has an interesting post consisting of excerpts from a great number of role playing games describing the role of game master in that game. My favorite from the list has got to be from the RPG “Macho Women With Guns”:

You are the GM, and in game terms [...]

I was greeted this morning with a post-it note ad on the front of my Sunday morning paper. Apparently if you purchase an engagement ring, you’ll get a free rifle. Interesting combination. Guess she better say yes.

Update: Yes, I realize these are shotguns. I know next to nothing about firearms.